Food for Thought Friday: Sandwiches are Stupid



It’s true. They are.

But let’s non fifty-fifty address this from the perspective of depression carb eating. Grain flour that’s been baked into some sort of spongy, edible “thing” is a completely unnecessary chemical component inward the human diet. Bread, rolls, buns, pita, naan, bagels, panini – carbohydrate, insulin, blah, blah, blah. Old news. It’s Friday, together with since I similar to receive got a niggling to a greater extent than fun with these posts than I tend to permit skid inward things similar the cancer series or the fuel partitioning series, let’s await at the ridiculousness of sandwiches from a perspective that has zip to do with aspects of saccharide that we’ve all heard almost a 1000000 times over.

How almost nosotros tackle the sandwich from a functional together with socio-cultural perspective?  


Let’s larn i affair straight, correct off the bat: sandwiches are a nutrient with built inward utility together with convenience. But that utility together with convenience are designed for specific situations. Think almost it: sandwiches are designed for people who require a manus costless piece they eat, or inward circumstances inward which tableware together with utensils are impractical or unavailable. (I could refer some circumstances inward which yous powerfulness receive got alone i manus free—especially the men—but I dubiety anyone’s got sandwiches on the encephalon at that time. Unless its a human sandwich involving hot blonde twins or some such, right? HA! Told yous I’d tumble out things fun today.)

The legend of sandwich creation goes something like: Great Britain's Earl of Sandwich was a big-time gambler/card-player, together with he ordered his ready to create a repast that he could consume using merely i hand, hence keeping the other manus costless for playing cards, together with so he wouldn't receive got to receive got fourth dimension out of the game to eat. (Unless “playing cards” was a euphemism for something else.) The ready set the traditional repast of sliced, roasted meat inward betwixt 2 pieces of bread, together with the balance is history. I don’t know if this is truthful or not, but it sounds good, together with it equally good illustrates my point: there’s really no purpose for eating a sandwich inward whatever province of affairs that does not require yous to receive got a manus free.

There is no argue to lodge a sandwich when yous are sitting with other humans at a table, where yous tin merely equally easily consume your nutrient off of a plate, together with usage your hands to operate a fork, knife, and/or spoon. Aside from the phrase “breaking bread” (not to hold out confused with breaking bad), surrounding foods inward breadstuff adds zip to the communal sense of eating.

And yet, the sandwich is a daily dejeuner staple for the immature together with the immature at heart.

Let’s speak almost something I witness on the days when I piece of employment the twenty-four hours chore unrelated to nutrition. (Yes, it’s true. I am yet beholden to the corporate/government man. Want me to piece of employment nutrition full-time? Tell a physician with a booming do to HIRE ME!) Anyway, a few days a week, I really receive got to larn dressed, locomote out the house, together with become to an office. (Yuck.) I can’t give away to yous where this business office is, but, equally Ive mentioned inward the past, the edifice has 5 sides, together with so it would non hold out inaccurate if yous were to telephone telephone it a pentagon.)

Okay, office, large building, populated past times lots together with lots of grownups. Professional-type men together with women, all walks of life, together with everybody from janitors to 4-star generals. And inward all the diverse eating establishments together with nutrient courts scattered throughout the building, I regularly encounter grown adults eating lunches that consist of: a sandwich, chips, together with soda or juice. And every fourth dimension I encounter it, all I tin recall is, what is this, fifth grade? It reminds me of something a tyke would describe out of his lunchbox inward the middle schoolhouse cafeteria. Or peradventure on a course of teaching plain trip to the scientific discipline museum or something, because it was the dejeuner included inward the $5 trip fee.

This sandwich affair is fifty-fifty to a greater extent than inexplicable to me when I’m out at a eatery for dinner together with someone orders meat betwixt some sort of bread, or a burger with the bun. In the American psyche, the socio-cultural create that is "lunch" practically demands a sandwich of some kind. The 2 are inseparable. But for dinner? Really? Really? A buffalo chicken sandwich? Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 turkey wrap? A meatball sub? (Or hoagie, or grinder, or whatever they telephone telephone it inward your cervix of the woods.) Seriously? When yous are sitting down? At a table? With other grownups? And access to utensils?

When yous are sitting at a table, with both hands free, interacting inward a civilized fashion with other human beings, there’s no argue yous can’t employ actual utensils to deliver nutrient to your piehole. Sometimes I motion-picture present a structure site, where strong, hardy guys (and gals!) convey their dejeuner pails together with receive got a interruption for their midday meal. The epitome that most frequently comes to take away heed is a sandwich, in all likelihood because I’ve seen this inward soul a few times. But why a sandwich? It’s non similar they’re working piece they eat, together with require a manus costless to wield a hammer piece they usage the other i to concur the sandwich. Even these folks sit down downwards together with consume earlier going dorsum to work, together with so they don’t require the convenience of sandwiches, either. Leftover chili inward a container, with a spoon, anyone? Leftover piece of meatloaf yous tin cutting with a fork, instead of defaulting to sticking it betwixt 2 slices of bread? The possibilities are endless; all this requires is a niggling thinking exterior the box breadstuff together with bun.

In the 10 years or together with so I’ve been at this depression carb thing, non in i trial receive got I felt the require to surroundings meat, cheese, and/or vegetables with bread. I receive got non felt the require to materials meat into a pita pocket, nor add together a doughy bun to the overstep together with bottom of a burger—or, equally some slips & slides hither together with there, but I’ve never expert together with genuinely strayed from depression carb, nor been together with so far away from it that I would receive got considered myself to receive got “fallen off the wagon.” And yes, I’ve eaten breadstuff inward the concluding decade. Lots of it. (Once inward a while, there’s merely zip similar a expert olive fossil oil & rosemary focaccia.) This isn’t a tirade against bread. It’s merely a lighthearted await at the sandwich equally a social create that makes niggling to no sense for most people inward most dining situations.   

Now, earlier the nutrient police push clitoris come upward later me, I’m non maxim sandwiches aren’t delicious. If anything, that is a amend argue to consume them than anything to do with “convenience.” There is something to hold out said for the structure of the perfect bite. Chefs build these things into the dishes they create—perfectly orchestrated combinations of soft, crispy, hot, cold, sweet, salty, acidic, together with fatty, designed to low-cal upward your gustation buds together with endorphin receptors similar a Vegas slot machine—so that your kickoff seize with teeth makes yous swoon, the minute seize with teeth makes yous closed your eyes together with moan, together with the tertiary makes yous desire to become dorsum for to a greater extent than together with more. (And peradventure past times the quaternary bite, yous do require a costless hand, if ya know what I mean!)

So yeah, sometimes yous do lose some of that gastronomic together with gustatory architecture when yous avoid the bread. Think almost a rare, juicy burger, with cool, pickled reddish onion on top, or crispy bacon, or peradventure deep-fried crispy onion straws -- all those complementary flavors together with textures. You can yet larn the sense of those combined aspects if yous cutting into the burger with a knife together with fork, but fifty-fifty I tin acknowledge it’s non quite the same equally when it’s surrounded past times a toasted bun—especially if the bun is buttered. Same goes for a Reuben sandwich, with its corned beef, Russian dressing, sauerkraut, together with Swiss cheese. The rye breadstuff does add together a niggling something, equally does a toasty onion curl to a roast beef sandwich—especially when yous dip the curl inward the jus. And let’s confront it: a Philly cheesesteak merely ain’t the same without the roll.

So if you’re i of the fortunate alongside us whose intestines don’t require a 3-day sequestration inward the loo upon consuming wheat, together with if you’re comfortable with the metabolic effects of consuming breadstuff in i trial inward a while, receive got at it! I’m non the nutrient police, together with I’m definitely non the boss of you. Like I said, sometimes the alone justification anyone needs to consume anything is that it’s damn tasty! Reese’s cups? Tasty! Mint chocolate chip H2O ice cream? Tasty! B-Spot burgers? I've never been there, but inward the pictures Michael Symon retweets, they await really tasty! (Full of carbs, sugar, together with other crazy stuff? Yes. So what? Underpants rule! Eyes on your ain plate!)

And all that said, I stand upward past times my claims almost sandwiches existence merely evidently unnecessary. Especially for people who do not regularly dine inward degree schoolhouse cafeterias.  ;-)  




P.S. If, similar me, yous are interested inward the social together with cultural aspects of why together with how nosotros consume the things nosotros do, allow me to recommend Consider the Fork. It's non a nutrition book. (And give cheers goodness. I do get tired of those later a while.) It's a await at a handful of specific cooking vessels, utensils, together with other implements, how they came to be, together with how they receive got influenced the foods nosotros consume together with the fashion inward which nosotros consume them. Much cooler than it sounds, I promise! Great book!






Remember: Amy Berger, M.S., NTP, is non a physician together with , LLC, is non a medical practice. The data contained on this site is non intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or preclude whatever medical condition.

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